Thursday, February 25, 2010

One Liners

Galcon Fusion
RTS simplified, purified, intensified, addictified.
Jade Empire Limited Edition
Magic Kung Fu fighting to save the Empire.
Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter
Player pursues purloined president by messing up Mexico.
What if you could go back and do it over?
Persona 3 FES
How can we improve this hundred hour game? I know, let's add content!
Indigo Prophecy
It's what happens when game developers eat peyote halfway through producing a game.
Forza Motorsport 2
Race. Win. Acquire. Upgrade. Unlock. And no stinking license tests nor Kudos challenges.
GTA, but with mercenaries and North Korea.
Max Payne
Dyspeptic detective depopulates designer drug dealer demographic.
Perfect Dark
Corporations, A.I. and Gray Aliens, oh my.

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