Friday, January 29, 2010

More One-Liners

Mass Effect 2
What light through yonder window breaks?
Duke Nukem
Never Forever.
Sick. Dead.

Thursday, January 28, 2010


Screw the labels. One of the reasons I haven't been posting is that I have to spend too much time putting labels on, formatting my paragraphs, and so on. From now on this is like Twitter. I have a thought, I post it. No more writing entire "articles."

Silent Hill: Shattered Memories for PS2

Am I imagining things, or does this have worse graphics than Silent Hill 2, 3, and 4? And is anyone else getting lost when trying to run through the frozen nightmares?

Gamer's Diary - 2010-01-28

Been playing a little more. But it's been a while, so I'm going to keep it short and sweet. Here come one line impressions, two words when I can manage it. Thanks to The Digital Cowboys for the idea of doing it this way.

Shadow Complex
Finished twice.
Lego Batman
Batman. With Legos.
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
Funny superhero lawyer like Phoenix Wright.
The World Ends with You
Hipster RPG.
Tales of Monkey Island: Launch of the Screaming Narwhal
Funny pirates.
Rainbox Six Vegas 2
More RSV.
Battlefield 1943
Battlefield. Fun.
F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin
More scary Alma.
Half-Life 2 and Episodes
Nth playthrough.
Brutal Legend
So Metal.
Red Faction: Guerrilla
Demolition fun.
Half-Life: Decay
Decay okay.
Half-Life PS2
Finished it (again) with keyboard and mouse.
Musical twin-stick shooter. Frantic fun.
Johnny Platform's Biscuit Romp
Funny platformer.
Sweet dreamworld timed puzzler.
Space Invaders Extreme
Space Invaders. Awesome update.
Saints Row 2
Mo gangsta.
Hitman: Codename 47
Frustrating controls.
Occult Nazi experiments gone wrong.
Halo 3: ODST
Chiefless Halo.
Batman: Arkham Asylum
Gargoyle predator.
Descent 2
Fun multiplayer deathmatch.
Frantic multiplayer deathmatch.
Gravity-bending multiplayer plus portals.
Quake 3
Hilarious Catch The Chicken multiplayer mod.
Star Trek Elite Force 2
Multiplayer: Set phasers to frag.
Team Fortress 2
Awesomely fun class-based shooter.
Diablo evolved.
Patapon 2
The rhythm is gonna get ya.
World of Goo
Very goo(d) phyics puzzler
Giants Citizen Kabuto
Funny game, ugly graphics.
Red Dead Revolver
Old West gunfighter fun.
Silent Hill Origins
Another Silent Hill creep-out.
Just Cause
Superspy GTA Banana Republic.
The Maw
Cute ever-growing planet-eating blob.
Assassin's Creed II
Way better than I.
Blast Off!
Gravity physics puzzler.
Nifty Escher-ish puzzler.
Lost Planet Colonies Edition (Xbox 360)
Performs better than on PC.
Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords (Xbox 360)
RPG + Bejeweled = videogame abuse problem.
Bejeweled 2 (Pocket PC)
Endless Mode? Endless amusement.
Charming robot point-and-click adventure.
Puzzle Quest: Galactrix
Sci-Fi RPG + no-gravity Bejeweled = just one more battle!
Elite Beat Agents
Super fun super silly rhythm game.
IL-2 Sturmovik: Birds of Prey
Hardcore flight sim, arcade fun, you pick.
No Gravity: The Plague of Mind
Very like Colony Wars.
Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords (PSP)
Mobile videogame abuse problem.
Twisty word finder.
Jump, dammit!
Miner Dig Deep
Dig dug homage.
Vandal Hearts: Flames of Justice
Turn-based tactical RPG comfort food.
Portal: Still Alive
Still awesome.
Saints Row
Original gangsta.
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
Run? Run where?
Mass Effect 2
Two terrific!
Astraware Sudoku
Sudoku. So?
Gran Turismo PSP
Gotta drive 'em all.