One Liners

Halo Wars

They're everywhere!

Halo: Combat Evolved

FPS comfort gaming.

Empire Earth

Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri

Mindworms! Bzzt bzzt.

Age of Empires II Gold

Lift that barge. Tote that bale. Build that army. Invade that neighbor.

Duke Nukem 3D

Damn, I'm looking good.

Burnout 3: Takedown

Yes, officer, I do know how fast I was going. Road-blurringly, cheek-ripplingly, face-meltingly, doors-blowing-offly fast.

X-COM: Interceptor

Controls as awkward as a nerd's first date.

X-COM: Apocalypse

Unremarkable Steam sale filler.

Tomb Raider Underworld: Beneath the Ashes

Undiscovered ancient tomb beneath tomb raider's mansion? Well isn't that convenient.