Wednesday, February 10, 2010

One Liners

Halo Wars
They're everywhere!
Halo: Combat Evolved
FPS comfort gaming.
Empire Earth
Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Mindworms! Bzzt bzzt.
Age of Empires II Gold
Lift that barge. Tote that bale. Build that army. Invade that neighbor.
Duke Nukem 3D
Damn, I'm looking good.
Burnout 3: Takedown
Yes, officer, I do know how fast I was going. Road-blurringly, cheek-ripplingly, face-meltingly, doors-blowing-offly fast.
X-COM: Interceptor
Controls as awkward as a nerd's first date.
X-COM: Apocalypse
Unremarkable Steam sale filler.
Tomb Raider Underworld: Beneath the Ashes
Undiscovered ancient tomb beneath tomb raider's mansion? Well isn't that convenient.

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