Thursday, March 24, 2011

Pulling Up Stakes

Too busy to post here on a regular basis. Also, one-liners are better suited for Twitter anyway. So @hidannik on Twitter is my new home. Be well, citizens. Hans

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

One Liners

Red Faction II
Squad of space marines blows stuff up real good.
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
This can't be Wright!
Star Wars Battlefront
Battlefield 1942 with a Star Wars skin.

Monday, March 15, 2010

One Liners

Ben There, Dan That
Two wisecracking friends; A point-and-click adventure; Sam and Max cry foul.
God of War II
Greek gods demote him; A Spartan sides with Titans; Olympus threatened.
Assault Heroes
Tasty twin-stick tidbit.

Friday, March 12, 2010

One Liners

Mass Effect 2
Mordin. Awesome.
Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood
McCalling you out!
Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth
Miles to go.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

One Liners

Team Fortress 2
Rocket jumps! Turrets! And shoot the Medic.
Civilization IV
Ruthless conqueror; More fun than anything else; Gandhi surrenders.
Pinball FX
Floaty ball physics; Tables too small for play; Program gathers dust.

Thursday, March 04, 2010

One Liners

The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time
Every boy needs a fairy!
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Naughty Nazi Necromancers.
Obscure: The Aftermath
Mmm mm that smell... Can't you smell that smell?
Jedi Outcast
Lightsabers and blasters are fun. FPS jumping puzzles are not.
Ace Combat 6: Fires of Liberation
Like every other Ace Combat, but prettier.
Pinball Hall of Fame: The Williams Collection
Black Knight!
Timesplitters: Future Perfect
Embrace the goofiness.
Advance Wars
Chibi kids go to war.
Nostalgia value only.
Silent Hill 4: The Room
Is that... blood... on that toy bunny's muzzle?

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

One Liners

Satisfying explosions vs. rage-inducing unskippable cutscenes.
Exciting races.
Battlestar Galactica
Not the Live Arcade one, the good one.
Skills for kills, agent, skills for kills.
Lego Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures
Legos... Why'd it have to be Legos?
Puzzle Pirates
Tetris ahoy!
Star Ocean: Till The End of Time
What's this high fantasy doing in my sci-fi RPG?
Rally round, boys! Rally round!
Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness (for PS2)
I can use these PS2 controls, or chop off all my fingers? ... What? Hold on, I'm thinking...
Jedi Academy
Jedi High.