One Liners

Red Faction II

Squad of space marines blows stuff up real good.

Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney

This can't be Wright!

Star Wars Battlefront

Battlefield 1942 with a Star Wars skin.

One Liners

Ben There, Dan That

Two wisecracking friends; A point-and-click adventure; Sam and Max cry foul.

God of War II

Greek gods demote him; A Spartan sides with Titans; Olympus threatened.

Assault Heroes

Tasty twin-stick tidbit.

One Liners

Mass Effect 2

Mordin. Awesome.

Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood

McCalling you out!

Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth

Miles to go.

One Liners

Team Fortress 2

Rocket jumps! Turrets! And shoot the Medic.

Civilization IV

Ruthless conqueror; More fun than anything else; Gandhi surrenders.

Pinball FX

Floaty ball physics; Tables too small for play; Program gathers dust.

One Liners

The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time

Every boy needs a fairy!

Return to Castle Wolfenstein

Naughty Nazi Necromancers.

Obscure: The Aftermath

Mmm mm that smell... Can't you smell that smell?

Jedi Outcast

Lightsabers and blasters are fun. FPS jumping puzzles are not.

Ace Combat 6: Fires of Liberation

Like every other Ace Combat, but prettier.

Pinball Hall of Fame: The Williams Collection

Black Knight!

Timesplitters: Future Perfect

Embrace the goofiness.

Advance Wars

Chibi kids go to war.

Battlezone

Nostalgia value only.

Silent Hill 4: The Room

Is that... blood... on that toy bunny's muzzle?

One Liners

Black

Satisfying explosions vs. rage-inducing unskippable cutscenes.

GRID

Exciting races.

Battlestar Galactica

Not the Live Arcade one, the good one.

Crackdown

Skills for kills, agent, skills for kills.

Lego Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures

Legos... Why'd it have to be Legos?

Puzzle Pirates

Tetris ahoy!

Star Ocean: Till The End of Time

What's this high fantasy doing in my sci-fi RPG?

DiRT

Rally round, boys! Rally round!

Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness (for PS2)

I can use these PS2 controls, or chop off all my fingers? ... What? Hold on, I'm thinking...

Jedi Academy

Jedi High.