More One-Liners

Mass Effect 2

What light through yonder window breaks?

Duke Nukem

Never Forever.

Pandemic

Sick. Dead.

Labels

Screw the labels. One of the reasons I haven't been posting is that I have to spend too much time putting labels on, formatting my paragraphs, and so on. From now on this is like Twitter. I have a thought, I post it. No more writing entire "articles."

Silent Hill: Shattered Memories for PS2

Am I imagining things, or does this have worse graphics than Silent Hill 2, 3, and 4? And is anyone else getting lost when trying to run through the frozen nightmares?

Gamer's Diary - 2010-01-28

Been playing a little more. But it's been a while, so I'm going to keep it short and sweet. Here come one line impressions, two words when I can manage it. Thanks to The Digital Cowboys for the idea of doing it this way.

Shadow Complex

Finished twice.

Lego Batman

Batman. With Legos.

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law

Funny superhero lawyer like Phoenix Wright.

The World Ends with You

Hipster RPG.

Tales of Monkey Island: Launch of the Screaming Narwhal

Funny pirates.

Rainbox Six Vegas 2

More RSV.

Battlefield 1943

Battlefield. Fun.

F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin

More scary Alma.

Half-Life 2 and Episodes

Nth playthrough.

Brutal Legend

So Metal.

Red Faction: Guerrilla

Demolition fun.

Half-Life: Decay

Decay okay.

Half-Life PS2

Finished it (again) with keyboard and mouse.

groov

Musical twin-stick shooter. Frantic fun.

Johnny Platform's Biscuit Romp

Funny platformer.

Lucidity

Sweet dreamworld timed puzzler.

Space Invaders Extreme

Space Invaders. Awesome update.

Saints Row 2

Mo gangsta.

Hitman: Codename 47

Frustrating controls.

Wolfenstein

Occult Nazi experiments gone wrong.

Halo 3: ODST

Chiefless Halo.

Batman: Arkham Asylum

Gargoyle predator.

Descent 2

Fun multiplayer deathmatch.

Painkiller

Frantic multiplayer deathmatch.

Prey

Gravity-bending multiplayer plus portals.

Quake 3

Hilarious Catch The Chicken multiplayer mod.

Star Trek Elite Force 2

Multiplayer: Set phasers to frag.

Team Fortress 2

Awesomely fun class-based shooter.

Torchlight

Diablo evolved.

Patapon 2

The rhythm is gonna get ya.

World of Goo

Very goo(d) phyics puzzler

Giants Citizen Kabuto

Funny game, ugly graphics.

Red Dead Revolver

Old West gunfighter fun.

Silent Hill Origins

Another Silent Hill creep-out.

Just Cause

Superspy GTA Banana Republic.

The Maw

Cute ever-growing planet-eating blob.

Assassin's Creed II

Way better than I.

Blast Off!

Gravity physics puzzler.

echochrome

Nifty Escher-ish puzzler.

Lost Planet Colonies Edition (Xbox 360)

Performs better than on PC.

Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords (Xbox 360)

RPG + Bejeweled = videogame abuse problem.

Bejeweled 2 (Pocket PC)

Endless Mode? Endless amusement.

Machinarium

Charming robot point-and-click adventure.

Puzzle Quest: Galactrix

Sci-Fi RPG + no-gravity Bejeweled = just one more battle!

Elite Beat Agents

Super fun super silly rhythm game.

IL-2 Sturmovik: Birds of Prey

Hardcore flight sim, arcade fun, you pick.

No Gravity: The Plague of Mind

Very like Colony Wars.

Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords (PSP)

Mobile videogame abuse problem.

Bookworm

Twisty word finder.

Canabalt

Jump, dammit!

Miner Dig Deep

Dig dug homage.

Vandal Hearts: Flames of Justice

Turn-based tactical RPG comfort food.

Portal: Still Alive

Still awesome.

Saints Row

Original gangsta.

Silent Hill: Shattered Memories

Run? Run where?

Mass Effect 2

Two terrific!

Astraware Sudoku

Sudoku. So?

Gran Turismo PSP

Gotta drive 'em all.